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Subject: Alito as Lolita and George "Dubya" as HH -- a bemusing satire
Date: Thu, 12 Jan 2006 11:04:16 -0700
From: Matt Evans <mevans@fiber.net>
To: NABOKV-L@LISTSERV.UCSB.EDU


http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/spoofs_satire/alito_a_love_story.php
 
Alito, light of my Nation, fire of my courts. My land, my law. A-lee-toe: The tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. A. Lee. Toe.

He was Al, plain Al, in law school, standing six-foot-two in graduation robes. He was Lee when prosecuting. He was Allie on the bench. He was Samuel before Congress. But in my arms, he was always Alito...